英语笑话大全

        英语幽默故事大五个月。

The Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.

But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the sa doctor had examined him too. This doctor rembered the older boy‘s family na, so when he saw John‘s papers, he was surprised.

"How old are you?" he said.

"Eighteen, sir," said John.

"But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?"

"Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."

第二次世界大战开始了，约翰想参军，可他只有十六岁，当时规定男孩到十八岁才能入伍。所以军医给他进行体检时，他说他已经十八岁了。

可约翰的哥哥刚入伍没几天，而且也是这个军医给他做的检查。这位医生还记得他哥哥的姓。所以当他看到约翰的表格时，感到非常惊奇。

“你多大了?”军医问。

“十八，长官。”约翰说。

“可你的哥哥也是十八岁，你们是双胞胎吗?”

约翰脸红了，说“哦，不是，长官，我哥哥比我大五个月。”

英语幽默故事让鲜花代替您的语言。

A gentleman entered a busy florist shop that displayed a large sign that read "Say It With Flowers".

"Wrap up one rose,"he told the florist.

"Only one?"the florist asked.

" Just one，“the custor replied.“I'm a man of few words. "

一位先生走进一家生意兴隆的商店。他见到花店的大广告牌上写着:“让鲜花代替您的语言。”

“请包一支玫瑰。”他对卖花的人说。

“就要一支?”卖花人问。

“对，就一支。”那位先生说:“我这个人讲话不多。”

英语幽默故事布告栏

My secretary began to post unusual news articles,cartoons and pictures of faraway lands on our office bulletin board. 

我的秘书开始在我们办公室的布告栏里张贴一些奇持的新闻、卡通和风景画等。

Although she changed the items on a regular basis，no one ntioned her efforts.Eventually she put up a notice stating that she would give one dollar to the first person who read the announcent and inford her about it. 

按时更换，但从未有人提到过她所做出的努力。终于她贴出了一张告示说，谁要是第一个看到她贴的通知，就可以告诉她，那个人就能从她那里得到一美元。

Two weeks later, she received her first acknowledgent，a handwritten reply left on her desk:"I just wanted you to know how much I enjoy your interesting bulletin board. The Cleaning Lady.”

两周后，她接到了第一个正式的通知。在她的桌上留着一张字条:“我只想让你知道，我非常喜欢看那有趣的布告栏。清洁工。”